The New Normal York Times
3 min readJan 16, 2022
I trained an AI model on 16,000 headlines published on NYTimes.com in 2020 and asked the model to make me some new ones. What came back was a mix of what you might expect from the New York Times in a post-2020 world and what you might not.
Just like a real newspaper, I’ve broken out these headlines into sections. I used this dataset and this GPT-2 notebook to generate the headlines. These are completely un-edited, aside from a handful of apostrophes added to correct grammar.
Politics:
- Which President Is Next?
- Trump Adds to the Panic Hole of the Obama Situationism
- Trump Mocks Coronavirus Fears: “You Nah”
- Iran’s President Vigorously Regards Dr. Fauci
- You Cant Fake Gold, Biden Says
- “In Europe, More Work and Loopholes to Jump on to Airplanes”
- Jazz and a Walk on the Battlefield: Investigating Iranian Nuclear Program
- California Governor Orders All Highway Traffic to Be Flowed Over
- Dick Cheney and the Foundations of American Power
- When All the Pieces Fall Into Place for Mitt Romney
- 10 Reasons You Should Give Trump a Break
Science:
- “We Did the Exact Right Thing, Says Mary Poppins’ Therapist”
- Comparing Yourself to the Great Comet of Nazca
- Mother Sea Turtles Are Taking Flight
- Does Anyone Have a Clue About How to Fight the Coronavirus?
- The 9 Things You Need to Call a Pandemic Ambient
- A Heat Wave Drives Winter Into New England
- The Science Behind Your Child’s Perfect Face
- It Did Not Go So Heated: The Inside Story of a Case Study in Physics
- Rivers Merge in NJ for a Day. No One Is Ignoring Them.
- This Is Wherever the Sick Get Shredded
- How the Healing Time Beginned
Food
- Our Food Page: Meat Is My Paradise
- How to Make One-Pot Pasta With Practically Any Pasta
- How to Make a Cotton Candy Lantern
- How Do I Make Cornmeal Casserole? You’ve Never Heard of It
- You Need a Little Tuna
- “The Rise of Local News, and the Dish That Keeps It Going”
- Cocoon Cocktails
- Virus Cure: You Lose the Boozy Cookbook
- The Most Comforting Dish to Eat Is a Sushi Hut
- Stay-at-Home Restaurants? No Problem
Culture:
- Democrats and Teens: A Playlist’s Journey
- Can You Really Make Friends With People You Don’t Know?
- The Women Who Love Their Children
- “How Michelle Obama’s Motto Is Transformed, Recalls Justin Bieber”
- These Dogs Is for Real
- What Really Happened in 1987?
- Strange Times
- New York City’s Taxi Industry Is Biking Again. Thats a Good Thing.
- How to Actually Talk to a Freeloader
- The Most Comforting Thing About Dancers Is the Noise. The People Who Do Them Feel Mostly Right.
- Our Best Halloween Trick
- “For TikTok’s Forgotten Hero, an American Hero”
- America’s Remorseless War On Life
- Maybe the 50 Best Christmas Songs in 1,000 Days Are All Just Riffs
- When the Odds Are You Go Live and Change the World
- The Reality TV Hosts Turn Out to Be Epic Failures
- The 50 Best TV Shows for Working-Class America
- People Are Giving Away Cash Freely in Alberta
Style:
- The Victoria’s Secret to Long-Haired Business Women
- “Is It Hats? Pendants? …”
- My Adult Daughter Shouldn’t Be Taught Bad Fashion. What Happened?
- The Most Popular Reason for a Gold Mine Owner to Stop Making Gold: He’s Too Young to Make It
- Spotting 94 Carat Gold Dogs on a 1,000 kilometer Trip
- “Yes, People Are Paying for This.”
Opinion:
- How Many People Do I Have? You Probably Don’t Want to Know
- First You Have to Be a Millionaire to Get a Second Birthday
- The Compassionate Mr. Good Will Wins
- Screw This Virus! Sabotage in 10 Days Is Pauseful Then Capture Is Made
- Parents Got a Good Night. The Hospital Got a Bailout.
- The Public Opinion Polls We Need to Permanently Decide About Apple and Google
- The Sickest and Greatest Need in 2020: Clean Air and a Shot at the Top
- Whatever Comes Next
- Google Searches Are Back. Do They Matter Much?
- How to Actually Spend Less Money
- You Are Now Your Last Stand